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legalmexican:

verusmihi:

legalmexican:

verusmihi:

legalmexican:

the guy making my bank account is so fine omg men in office wear are my weakness

You watch too much porn

you don’t watch enough

Oh no, I watch a lot, I wank 5 times a day lol. Hence why I Can predict that you probably watch Men at work. :p

office sex ❤️

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catbountry:

ambitiousbard:

relenawarcraft:

goooseling:

puppy farts - Imgur

I’ve been laughing at this for about the past five minutes.

holy shit

The video this is from is even better because there’s like five minutes of video of these dogs and then at the very end this happens and you hear a little “Frrt” and the dog makes that face and it just

Ends.

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cartoonpolitics:

Apparently they’ve discovered that Dick Cheney is actually related to Obama  .. which must be quite a bit worse than finding out Darth Vader is your dad .. (story here)

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inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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verusmihi:

legalmexican:

verusmihi:

legalmexican:

the guy making my bank account is so fine omg men in office wear are my weakness

You watch too much porn

you don’t watch enough

Oh no, I watch a lot, I wank 5 times a day lol. Hence why I Can predict that you probably watch Men at work. :p

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lyrical:

VERY GODDAM DEBATABLE 

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verusmihi:

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

:O all three of them are from MadTv, imagine if it had survived. Hilarious.

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HUSKY PLAYING IN THE SNOW (⊙‿⊙✿)

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-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

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tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

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sandandglass:

crispy-tacos:

flogicallylawless:

If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity

would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?

EVERYBODY FREEZE.

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