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Yuuup. It’s a bit hot today. #Texas #fryanegg #hot

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Liking the new phone layout

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iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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apollojustlce:

hanging out with your best friend more like

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rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

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ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

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derpycats:

Lily’s first time in a bag!

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themanwhodidntcomeback:

letssaynotonormal:

plot-twist-im-gay:

superwholock-slytherinmerlin:

theroguefeminist:

3brokenstrings:

aunteeblazer:

omg

I just saved an entire week worth of science class.thank you tumblr

cool

spiders are not insects though

The more you know

I can not believe people still think spiders are insects. I assumed it was common knowledge that they’re arachnids!

THAT IS THE PART TO FOCUS ON.

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I don’t love you for the highlights or the lowlights. I love you because i can share every shade inbetween.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Dj Khaled really needs some aspirin. [x]

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dirky-dirky-heart:

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

best gif use ever 

its still fucking adorable 

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